Conspiracy #645

["Some Guy" <someguy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Personally I think it matters little if we find that Skerry actually won.

Skerry Kerry was a paid plant. He was paid to run and lose. Bowed out
gracefully never to be heard from again.
Or he wasn't paid, but his campaign staff were. Stooges.

Fight the stupid fight. Talk about non-issues. Look like an ass. Flip-flop
from day to day. Look serious, but don't be. Parrot Bush. Mimic opposites.
Rah Rah - Blah Blah - Sis Boom Bah - vote for me because I am the opposite
of the other guy, but can't tell you what my platform is because I don't
have one - just like my employer doesn't have one either.

Complete crap.

Then concede before the ballots are counted and go back to being Senator
Milquetoast.

Two sides of the same card - joker and 2 of puppy dogs feet